Isn’t It Time To Ditch Black History Month And Establish American History Month?
Why do we set aside February to celebrate black history when we don’t do the same for any other race or culture?
Fernandina Beach Mayor Miller Should Adopt Groucho’s Refrain For His Next Campaign
“Whatever It Is, I’m Against It” was Groucho Marx’s most famous refrain and I’m convinced that Fernandina Beach Mayor Johnny Miller could adopt it as a campaign slogan if he intends to once again run for a seat on the City Commission or any other political office he aspires to attain. It would also grant […]
Sometimes ‘The Sound Of Music’ Is Too Much; But Many Local Bands Hit The Right Note
Not too long ago I walked into an off-island restaurant, took a seat and while looking over the menu, asked the waiter if he could turn down the ear-splitting music that was piped in from ceiling speakers. He said: “No, the guys in the kitchen like it.”
Study Says Bart Simpson Was Mistaken When He Said “Don’t Have A Cow, Man!”
A recent study by Carnegie Mellon University is enough to give even the most passionate vegetarian environmentalist heartburn.
A Wrap? I Don’t Want No Stinkin’ Wrap! What I Want Is An Old-Fashioned Sink Sandwich!
Go to almost any eatery, scan the menu, and where sandwiches should be there’s a listing for something called wraps, which consist of a bewildering combination of leaves, twigs and colored goop stuffed inside a tortilla that’s rolled up into a rubbery tube.