Harrison Butker: A Kansas City Star, That’s What He Are*

The left’s pointy little heads began exploding following Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker’s commencement speech at Catholic Benedictine College in Atchison, Kansas, about two weeks ago.
“Permits! We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Permits! But You Do!”

Both Fernandina Beach’s Building Department and local restauranteur and City Commission candidate, Tim Poynter, appear confused about the requirements necessary to obtain building permits and who is required to obtain them.
“Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh; I Really Hate Your Alma Matuh!”

A little more than 60 years ago comedian/singer Allen Sherman wrote and performed a novelty song (“Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh!”) https://genius.com/Allan-sherman-hello-muddah-hello-fadduh-a-letter-from-camp-lyrics about a young Jewish boy who was sent to camp. The parody describes unpleasant, dangerous, and tragic situations, such as fellow campers going missing or contracting deadly illnesses.
Residents Fleeing Democrat Asylums Stampeding To Florida

Florida’s residents don’t dare get too close to the state line for fear of being trampled by refugees fleeing Democrat state controlled hellholes to take up safe residence in the sunshine state.
“Caveat Emptor” Should Be The Posted At All U.S. Universities; Florida Universities Won’t Tolerate Abusive Campus Behavior

Imagine paying $80,000 to $90,000 or more annually to study at Cornell, MIT, Columbia, George Washington, etc. and then being told not to walk around the campus or attend classes because it’s too dangerous. Oh, your graduation ceremonies are cancelled too.