Obese Orbiting Astronautical Duo Are Gorging On Quest To Sample Our Island’s Best Burgers

“You can find your way around Amelia Island using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars.” — French Huguenot explorer Jean Ribault, 1562.

“You can find your way around Amelia Island using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars.” — French Huguenot explorer Jean Ribault, 1562.