Study Says Bart Simpson Was Mistaken When He Said “Don’t Have A Cow, Man!”

A recent study by Carnegie Mellon University is enough to give even the most passionate vegetarian environmentalist heartburn.
A Wrap? I Don’t Want No Stinkin’ Wrap! What I Want Is An Old-Fashioned Sink Sandwich!

Go to almost any eatery, scan the menu, and where sandwiches should be there’s a listing for something called wraps, which consist of a bewildering combination of leaves, twigs and colored goop stuffed inside a tortilla that’s rolled up into a rubbery tube.
Fernandina Beach’s New “Amelia Tavern” Will Be Boon To Downtown & Beer Lovers

When former Amelia Island Ritz-Carlton professionals Al Waldis and T.J. Pelletier met for happy hour about five years ago the ideas the two of them batted around over a few margaritas have materialized to positively alter the landscape of downtown Fernandina Beach’s bar and restaurant scene.
If You Don’t Agree With Mayor Miller In 2016 Then Brace Yourself For A Windstorm of Rage

Newly sworn in Fernandina Beach Mayor Johnny Miller has no tolerance for folks that don’t share his extreme views on environmental or energy issues.