2017 Posts

Frenzied Feminists, Muddled Media, Flaky Films, And More Made 2017 A Wild Ride


From my bar stool perch 2017 was an exceptionally interesting and entertaining year on Amelia Island and nationally and here’s a few – in no particular order — of what I think were some of the most significant events.

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More Proof Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder; Because Baby They’re Crazy Out There!

Liberal Grinches have decided that the classic seasonal song Baby it’s Cold Outside — where a man tries to convince his love interest to stay at his place — should be banned because it promotes sexual harassment and non-consensual sex.

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Obese Orbiting Astronautical Duo Are Gorging On Quest To Sample Our Island’s Best Burgers

“You can find your way around Amelia Island using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars.” — French Huguenot explorer Jean Ribault, 1562.

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Dec. 12 Last Chance To Stop The Grinch From Descending Mt. Crumpit To Terrorize Locals

Following last Friday’s blog urging readers to vote for Fernandina Beach City Commission candidate Orlando Avila and not Chip Ross, I received an email from Ross saying: “Too bad you did not stay to the end of the forum last night …my closing statement was written with you in mind.”

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Family’s Home Became A Bottomless Money Pit Due To Candidate Chip Ross’ Legal Antics

John and Teresa Sauer, and son, John Jr., expected to be settled in their new home for Thanksgiving, instead they were in a hotel thanks to legal actions taken by Fernandina Beach City Commission candidate Ronald “Chip” Ross.

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